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My names Gemma. I hav a wondrful family an amazing friends. I work in a pub in Newcastle. I love scaring people at random. I once stapled post-it-notes to my skirt in Chemisrty , n kept them there all day. I also once made a squid out of a plastic vending cup and got dared to wear it as a hat wen we went into Law, n kept it there 4 almost four hours. I also plan to 1day dominate th world, with a little help from my gun-wheelding friends. I'm also certifiably insain. *smiles vacantly* -[End Transmission]-
March 29

random question-ness

Grrr!! Apparently i got an incomplete copy of that damned quiz. So now i'v re-done it. Meh. Proves how bored i am don't it hehe.
Bastard quiz is now done! Tah-Darh!!



Can you name 21 people you can think of right off the top of your head?

Dont read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 21 people.



*this is a lot funnier if you actually list the names first!! No cheating!*

1. Cloud/Kyle

2. Gill

3. Rory

4. Matt

5. Met

6. Danielle

7. Katie

8. Simon

9. Watson

10. Dean

11. Kelly

12. Laura

13. Huxley

14. Holly

15. Kim

16. Mart

17. Jim

18. Sam

19. Hannah

20. Abbie

21. Mike Rogalski



Now answer the questions according to the names listed below



THE QUESTIONS:


1. How did you meet 10?

When i was 2 i moved into a house in his street n he was my best mate.


2. What would you do if you had never met 6?

Not b filling out this email 4 one thing : p


3. What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?

Feel really sorry 4 Huxley tht his gf was dating a 13 yr old girl.


4. Did you ever like 9?

No...tho he might b an interesting addition to my army.


5. Have you ever seen 2 cry?

Nope i don't think i have.


6. Would 3 and 12 make a good couple?

Erm...no. It would be suicide for Rory she'd eat him alive.


7. Describe 8:

He's my son, he's ace, funny, sweet n smart. And he's great fun.


8. How Much Do You Love Number 1?

I couldn't possibly love him anymore than i do. He's a great boyfriend and an amazing friend, and damn sexy too. hehe.


9. Do you like 12?

Yeah she's cool. We were really close friends for along time. Aint seen her properly in awhile but we still get on.


10. Do you think 21 is attractive?

He's not my type, but i know girls that like him.


11. Tell me something about 17.

She's 14, iv known her since she was born, her nan is really cool n made her the coolest ever cake for her 8th birthday.


12. What's 7's favorite colour?

Erm..i have no idea...can ask her 2moro in Law i guess hehe.


13. What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?

Id b rather happy bout it wot with him being my boyfriend and all hehe.


14. When was the last time you talked to number 19?

Bout 3hours ago on msn, in person was bout 4hours ago tho hehe.


15. What language does 13 speak?

English, n he's pretty nifty with haxx0rs wen need b too :p


16. Who is 2 going out with?

i dunno - aint spoken to him in awhile...think he's disowned me : (


17. What grade is 16 in?

Don't do grades, he's 27ish, but he's in my chem class getting more qualifications desp already being a qualified accountant or somethn.


18. What is 5's favorite music?

Likes old rock mainly, black sab's queen n stuff, and other randomly cool music.


19. Would you ever date 7?

Nah hehe, she aint my type, plus i dnt think either of our boyfriends wud b impressed.


20. Would you ever date 3?

Nah Rory aint my type. Plus i heard his ideas about contraception!! lmao!! th rhythm method *sniggers*


21. Is 11 single?

Erm, im not sure tbh, she was last time i saw her tho.


22. What is 10s last name?

Hynd.


23. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 4?

Nah, neither of us can b serious for very long, unless we'r bitching, then god help anyone who messes with us, like th chavs found out eh Matt?? hehe. He's my best mate tho : )


24. Where does 18 live?

In Fenton.


25. What do you think about 20?

That she's funny, n pretty cool.


26. What is the best thing about 4?

Well we'r pretty great mates so is alot to pick from, but probably his ability to total destroy anyone who tries and fails to b smart. (also th bitchyness is great hehe)


27. What would you like to tell 14 right now?

That i'll adopt her if she likes : )


28. How did you meet 9?

He was in my tutorial class n was pretty amusing in a stupid retard kinda way hehe.


29. What is the best and worst thing about 5?

He cares way too much bout ppl n ends up getting upset for no reason.


30. Are you gonna know 3 forever?

Most likely not. Him n his band will move to Ireland n get very very drunk, and his breif crazyness with us at fisher will b a distant horrible memory.


31. What is the craziest thing thats happened with you and 2?

Well, we did the macareena to rock music in the Sugarmill, we got hammered and gave each other comb-overs in a car-park, him n kyle pinnned me down and tickled me mercylessly and put pickled eggs down my top :$. Lotsa good times! hehe.


32. Do you have a nickname for 13 or not? And if so what is it?

Huxlet, Huxface, Monkey... hehe.


33. When did you meet 6?

She was in my Law and Tutorial classes at college this year.


34. Would 10 and 15 have cute kids?

Erm, depends. If they got Kims jeans then yeah, if they got Deans then god help them :p


35. Does 8 have any pets?

Erm...i wanna say no...but i dunno...omg...im such a bad mother...hehe


36. What was your first thought about 17?

Erm...i dont remember...when i met him wud have been somethn along the lines of "woo now we can go play more" or somethn... when i first spoke to him online was probably "ahh crazyman, hmm, fun hehe"


37. Tell me one thing about 19?

She gave me a sticker today!! w0000t!!!


38. How did you and 21 meet?

We went the same primary school, and then the same high school.


39. Name the three best features of 1.

He has beautiful eyes, amazing lips, and a nice ass. hehe.


**Bonus Question!**

40. Which of your top 21 is the sexiest?? ; ) hehe

Well... Ooo thts a tough-ie!! Hehe. Gotta be Kyle tho. He's perfect!! : D
January 31

would you??

copy an paste it in to th comment box

an then put a cross in th ones u agere with

would u....

{_}go out with me?

{_}give me ur number?

{_}kiss me?

{_}let me kiss u?

{_}watch a film with me?

{_}take me out 2 dinner?

{_}be my b-f?

{_}take me home 4 the night?

{_}let me sleep in ur bed?

{_}give me a piggyback?

{_}lick my cheek?

{_}dance with me?

{_}tickle me 2 death?

{_}let me tickle u?

{_}stick up 4 me in a fight?

{_}say yes if i asked u out?

{_}get wasted with me?

{_}instant message me?

{_}hang out wit me?

am i ?............

{_}smart?

{_}cute?

{_}cool?

{_}funny?

{_}loveable?

{_}adorable?

{_}compassionate?

{_}annoying?

{_}great 2 be with?

{_}attractive?

{_}mean?

{_}odd?

have u ever.......

{_}thought about me?

{_}thought we might be a couple?

{_}thought about hookin up with me?

{_}wanted a kiss of me?

{_}wished i was there?

{_}wanted grab me?

{_}had a crush on me?

{_}idolized me?

{_}wanted my number?

{_}been distracted by me?

{_}had a dream bout me?

{_}loved me?

are u...................

{_}done with this survey?

{_}happy u no?

{_}mad at me?

{_}thinking bout me?

{_}goin 2 repost dis so i return the favor?

are we..............

{_}friends?

{_}best m8s?

{_}in a relationship?

{_}in love?

{_}got a secret crush on eachother?

{_}gonna hav kids?

{_}gonna get married?

January 27

The Tyger!

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare sieze the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? And what dread feet?

What the hammer? What the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What the dread grasp
Dare its dealy terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
January 15

wow!

Generate your Anime Character! by ryiu
Name Ewok
hair... long hair with random braids in it
clothing... martial arts uniform with a dark cloak
eyes... Red
special trait... your feet have claws
special ability... you have super human strength
weapon... two katanas
personality... outgoing and good natured
sidekick... a small wolf
purpose... you are a wanderer searching for who you are
you are good by: 89%
Quiz created with MemeGen!

me

Name: Gemma
Birthdate: 13th August
Birthplace: Stoke Hospital
Current Location: Newcastle
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 5'6"
Weight: dunno
Piercings: Nah
Tatoos: Not yet
Overused Phraze: "what is the function?"
FAVORITES
Food: Italien
Candy: Polos
Number: 3
Color: erm... i like black...
but thts a shade... erm...
dark blue or green...
Animal: lamas, penguins,
wooly mamoths, bats,
 tigers, lion cubs,
siberian tiger, other
random animals i
hav wanted over time...
Drink: water or pure orange juice
Alcohol Drink: vodka n cream soda
or wetherspoons cocktails
Bagel: +o(
Letter: K
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes n lips
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry... i think
only Dave
(th melon man) likes melon
Hot tea or Ice tea: no tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: dog (cats make me
sneeze plus they'r vicious n evil)
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movies
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: wenever my tablets kick in

Most Missed Memory: hanging out with Matt,
Rory, Kyle n Met last year n spending all our
time doing random stuff n goin to morrisons
or my house n just bein childish n hanging
out on black bank n stuff n goin to our
drunken sleep overs.

Best phyiscal feature: erm...ears... :S
First Thought Waking Up: waahh? wot the fuck?
where am i? *falls bk asleep*
Goal for this year: to fail my AS's agn
n see if i can still b doin
em wen im 28
Best Friends: Matt (tompolo), Rory,
Kyle, Met, Gill n th like
 from last year...twas
so much fun...n i owe
em all revenge for
somethn or other...
especially th pickled
eggs n throwin alcoholic
coke all over me :@ lol
Weakness: my friends as above
Fears: loosin my friends...
guess is abit late 4
tht tho...ah well...
Heritage: erm...think im abit
of everythn...english
irish spanish erm...
wud b faster to say
tht my family used to
b gypsies, they r also whores...
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yup
Ever Smoked: yup
Pot: yup
Ever been Drunk: yup unfortunately
Ever been beaten up: same as above...
also an incident
with alot of chavs
n stuff...tht hurt alittle...
Ever beaten someone up: yup
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long: longish but not
too long lol
Height: tall
Style: erm...no... ^o)
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: pref not drugs,
alcohols ok tho
Muscular or Really Skinny: erm...either...
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: way too many
What country do you want to Visit: Portugal agn,
mby America,
Switzerland, Germany.
How do you want to Die: be shot thru th
stomache by a
triple barreled
shotgun mby...
or just drift off one nite...
Been to the Mall Lately: iv been to a shop...
but not a shopping
centre...i hate to shop...
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup :D
Get along with your Parents: mum yes dad no
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: nope
Believe in Yourself: nope
Want to go to College: mby
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: some
Shower Daily: i have no shower :(
i bath tho lol
Been in Love: yup
Do you Sing: i can...but i hate
th noise it makes
so i dont
Want to get Married: meh mby
Do you want Children: meh mby
Have your future kids names planned out: no...
Hate anyone: yes

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
January 13

My poem entitled "a man..."

I killed a man...

 

 

 

I thought i killed a man...

 

 

 

I wish i'd killed a man...

 

 

 

I'd like to kill a man....

 

 

 

It would be fun to kill a man...

 

 

 

There's just no sport in women.

January 10

cloud strife

Quiz Result Provided By: theOtaku.com.
What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime. Done right.

lmao

1} " Chuck Norris originally appeared in the
“Street Fighter II” video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every
button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
 When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied,
 “That’s no glitch.”. "
2} " Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on
a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed
a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out,
the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. "
3} " Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. "
4} " Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry,
the man ate a fucking Indian. "
January 08

! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?

ok...wot th fuck is going on?
crazyness has struck agn!
i keep gettin fuckin pop ups!
n not just th normal annoyin type of pop ups...
they r tryin sell me viagra n porn!
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

bond'age eh?!?! lol

You scored as Bond'age.

Your turn on is bond'age... all out.

You don't have a specific part of kink'y se'x

that turns you on more than any other...

everything working together turns you on.

And why shouldn't it?

Se'x isn't se'x without all the trimmings.

Bonda'ge

83%

Chain's/Handcuff's

75%

W'hips

67%

Bitin.g

67%

Blind Folds

58%

Blood

25%

What's Your Kink'y Turn On?
created with QuizFarm.com

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If he needs a condom theres a spare shower curtain in the bathroom.

disney quiz

 

You scored as Peter Pan.

Your alter ego is Peter Pan.

You are a child at heart.

Anything you believe is possible,

and you never want to grow up.

Peter Pan

81%

Donald Duck

69%

The Beast

63%

Sleeping Beauty

63%

Ariel

63%

Goofy

56%

Cinderella

56%

Cruella De Ville

56%

Snow White

44%

Pinocchio

31%

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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January 02

hmm...

You scored as Rocker, Mosher.



Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher

70%

Goth

65%

Prepy

50%

Skater

40%

Emo

35%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

15%

Trendy

0%

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December 24

how u live ur life

How You Life Your Life
You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.